tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32606835861858949462012-02-16T15:48:14.067-05:00There are two sides to every story and somewhere in the middle lay the truth.MarkTheMusehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07023664688732727250noreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260683586185894946.post-76999861071624806672011-03-25T12:38:00.000-04:002011-03-25T12:38:05.138-04:00

In an effort to raise additional money the Republican National Committee is considering creating a reality TV show modeled after some of today's biggest TV programs. Some of the programs under consideration are: Survivor Straw PollThe Celebrity CandidateTap Dancing with the FactsAmerica's Next Top RepublicanBig Brother BirtherThe real Ex-wives of Newt Gingrich When questioned if reality shows

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Representative Peter King's House committee on home grown terrorism will be investigating a Long Island knitting club for making homemade Afghans.

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Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell is trying to explain the size of former Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig's swang.What do his fellow GOP Senators think about this.From left to right:Senator Jon Kyl - "Mmm, I don't think he was that big."Senator John Cornyn - "Yea, he was that big."Senator Mitch McConnell - Showing the length and girth of Larry's swang.Senator John Ensign - "That taco I

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Have you had too much playing nice? Too much cooperation? Too much bi-partisanship? Read on.Today Barak Obama's alter ego granted me an exclusive interview.Mr. President Elect, thank you for your time."My pleasure, Mark. By the way please call me Hoops."Hoops, I asked?"Yes Hoops. Remember you are interviewing my alter ego. I really wanted to be a professional basketball player, but my mother, and

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PE Obama, Christmas is coming and you have been a good lad. Chances are Santa will be very good to you, and will get you many of the things he finds on your Christmas list. I am sure you already know what you would like for Christmas, but here are a couple of suggestions.Pie - During the campaign there was alot of talk about pie. You should ask for a pie.Bucket - With all the bailouts going on

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The Obama transition team has launched a new website. I believe all Americans should volunteer to help our new President as he prepares to steer America though these troubling times.Here is my vision. My vision for our Country is for it to become stronger, fairer, and to remain the beacon of hope and freedom for the entire world. I believe you will do great things for America, but will need help

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A picture is worth a thousand words.

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by: Matt Muse - Guest ColumnistJanuary 12, 2008CINCINNATI - Today the Muse Party (Mark's Unmitigated Search (for) Ego) announced it's selection of Mark the Muse as it's candidate for President. When asked why MtM was selected, the party chairwomen Ms. Musette stated, "Mark has spent a lifetime on a never ending search to satisfy his unquenchable ego. Because of his devotion to this single cause,

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This morning I went to my local Krogers (a supermarket chain) to buy the Sunday paper. It was the only purchase I was making so I availed myself of the self service checkout. I hit the touchscreen to start my purchase, and then "swiped" my Krogers card to make sure they would know I was spending a whole dollar and fifty cents.Per direction (from the machine) I scanned my item and placed it in the

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In the presidential campaign you hear every candidate speak about American workers, American jobs going overseas, and U.S. trade policies.So my first question is "who to believe"? I think a good place to start is find out what the candidates sell for gear. Most (but not all) candidate's websites have an online store to buy "goodies".I checked 15 online candidates stores on December 14, 2007 and

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Today Mike Huckabee's top political advisor delivers his long awaited report on AIDS, and promises to have the NIE report on Iran completed before Armageddon.

MarkTheMusehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07023664688732727250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260683586185894946.post-73234672248540928912007-12-06T03:40:00.000-05:002007-12-06T04:18:38.217-05:00

The Senate is back from their Thanksgiving break, and has picked up right where they left off, doing NOTHING.Mitch blames Harry and the democrats.Harry blames Mitch and the republicans.I blame them both. They both lie, spin, and tell half-truths. What we (Harry, Mitch, and me) all agree on is NOTHING IS GETTING DONE.My solution, a civilian surge. Contact your representatives in Washington, and

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Politicians are always trying to "position" themselves on the issues. So, in the spirit of the season, here is my little gift to them. (with step-by-step instructions, because without instructions I am sure they will mess this up)1) Remove lid from blender.2) Add eggnog to blender.3) Add food coloring. Add blue to be liberal, red to be conservative, or both to be moderate. Note: The more you add

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Cast Iron Waffle Iron The perfect Christmas gift for Hillary is this waffle iron. Made of cast iron it will be safe to use when she "Turns up the Heat". The 30" overall length will keep her at arms length form the fire as she hedges her positions on the issues. The simple mechanical aspects of this iron allows her to practice her flip/flop as she cooks. And best of all, she can waffle on two

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This comment was posted in Jonathan Martin's blog Spin Away @ Politico.com (about the Republican YouTube debate) - "McCain took Romney to task on the torture question (a reference to waterboarding), and while Mitt had a good point that you don't put everything on the table (no president has before, McCain wants to be the first) but he wasn't forceful enough on the issue, didn't cite good examples

MarkTheMusehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07023664688732727250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260683586185894946.post-70231206216008910862007-11-28T06:41:00.000-05:002007-11-28T07:44:53.732-05:00

The Christmas season is now here. When I was a young lad, back in the early 60's, the Christmas season didn't start until after thanksgiving. This seemed to be the norm for most families at that time and was certainly the case in our family. (although looking at the Sears Christmas Catalog prior to thanksgiving was allowed)Retail businesses keep moving the holiday season earlier and earlier,

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Much time is spent trying to pick the next great quarterback. They are tested on arm-strength, passing skills, foot speed, athletic ability, and even personality and intelligence tests. All this to try to find the athlete who will be the next greatest QB of all-time. Even with all this analysis, the process fails, with many quarterbacks never reaching the promise of their perceived greatness.One

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The order of Presidential Succession is as follows:1) Vice President - Richard Cheney2) Speaker of the House of Representatives - Nancy Pelosi3) President Pro Tempore of the Senate - Robert Byrd4) Secretary of State - Condeleeza Rice5) Secretary of the Treasury - Henry PaulsonIn my opinion we would have to oust President Bush plus the next 5 in line for the presidency. I would be content with

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Today Al Gore explained to George Bush how he got the Nobel Prize.Bush replied "NOEL prize! I love Christmas, I want a NOEL prize too!"For fighting global warming there's a Nobel prize, for fighting everyone else.......priceless.

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Romney counting the number of times he's flipped/flopped on the issues.

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Well here I am getting ready for week 12 of the NFL football season. Being an rabid N.E. Patriots fan I can hardly wait for tonight's match-up against the Eagles. What I can wait for is all the pre-game discussion on every channel, by every analyst, pondering the question: "Will the Patriots go undefeated this year?"I say "WHO GIVES A CRAP!"Now don't get me wrong, I would love to see my Pats go

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I must say it's rather frustrating to see nothing getting done in Washington. It seems that the only thing the democrats and republicans can agree on (and are both correct about) is that the other side of the isle is playing politics with the issues.It is also frustrating to see the leaders in Bagdad not utilizing this "window of opportunity" our brave military is giving them to reach

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Today Senator Byron Dorgan zipped thru Senate business in only 28 seconds. This performance beat the previous 2007 Senate record of 30 seconds set by Senator Jim Webb only last Friday. An observer said it was truly amazing to watch Senator Dorgan, a senate veteran of 15 years, outperform his younger counterpart Senator Webb, a Senate rookie."It was almost like watching Brent Farve dueling Tony

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My proposed strategy for a republican victory in 2008:The republicans must insure that Hillary is the democratic candidate in 2008 because she is the only democratic candidate they know they can beat.Make sure every republican candidate keeps talking up Hillary as the democratic nominee. This will get the democrats to vote for her (because if the republicans hate her so much she must be good) and

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