Friday, March 25, 2011

GOP Considering Reality TV Series

In an effort to raise additional money the Republican National Committee is considering creating a reality TV show modeled after some of today's biggest TV programs.

Some of the programs under consideration are:

Survivor Straw Poll
The Celebrity Candidate
Tap Dancing with the Facts
America's Next Top Republican
Big Brother Birther
The real Ex-wives of Newt Gingrich

When questioned if reality shows might confuse voters, a GOP spokesman replied "No way. The GOP will never be confused with reality."

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Rep. King Investigates Long Island Knitting Club

Representative Peter King's House committee on home grown terrorism will be investigating a Long Island knitting club for making homemade Afghans.