GOP Considering Reality TV Series

In an effort to raise additional money the Republican National Committee is considering creating a reality TV show modeled after some of today's biggest TV programs.

Some of the programs under consideration are:

Survivor Straw Poll

The Celebrity Candidate

Tap Dancing with the Facts

America's Next Top Republican

Big Brother Birther

The real Ex-wives of Newt Gingrich

When questioned if reality shows might confuse voters, a GOP spokesman replied "No way. The GOP will never be confused with reality."

Republicans discuss Larry Craig's Swang

Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell is trying to explain the size of former Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig's swang.

What do his fellow GOP Senators think about this.

From left to right:

Senator Jon Kyl - "Mmm, I don't think he was that big."
Senator John Cornyn - "Yea, he was that big."
Senator Mitch McConnell - Showing the length and girth of Larry's swang.
Senator John Ensign - "That taco I had for lunch gave me gas"
Senator John Thune - "Ohhh, that's rotten. Hey Ensign are you farting again?"
Senator Lamar Alexander - "Dear God, please make the moral majority understand that we are desperate."

(A.P. Photo)

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