Politicians are always trying to "position" themselves on the issues. So, in the spirit of the season, here is my little gift to them. (with step-by-step instructions, because without instructions I am sure they will mess this up)
1) Remove lid from blender.
2) Add eggnog to blender.
3) Add food coloring. Add blue to be liberal, red to be conservative, or both to be moderate. Note: The more you add of either color the stronger your position.
4) Turn on blender.
PRESTO! You have just blended the perfectly positioned holiday eggnog.
Muse's Note: If you were to stupid to replace the lid on the blender before you turned it on, then your to stupid to get my vote.
1 comment:
It's "too" stupid, for blenders and votes alike.
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